OK. Ugly Thing is a guest in your house. What are you supposed to do now?

1. Take him around town and take some photos of him at famous (or infamous) landmarks.

2. Introduce him to your friends.

3. Take him with you to sporting events, concerts, etc.

4. Take pictures of him doing the above and send the images to ChucksCorner@ComCast.net. You may also post the pictures on the FaceBook page but be sure to send them to me at ChucksCorner@ComCast.net as well.

5. Don't forget to make him update his diary. Use the first entry as a template. Feel free to write whatever you want in the diary. It doesn't have to have anything to do with the pictures.

6. When you have had enough of him, pack him back in his box (don't forget the diary!) and ship him to the next person. (You will receive the name/shipping address of the next recipient in an email from me.)

7. Try to get him out of your house within 2 or 3 days. The more people that get him the more fun it is for all.

FAQ's:

Q: The box doesn't look like it will make another trip.

A: Get another box. Try to find one that is sturdy but not too big or heavy. We are trying to keep this affordable.

Q: The diary is full.

A: Buy another one you cheap bastard! They are only a couple of bucks at Office Depot. Try to  get something of similar design/size and DON'T FORGET TO INCLUDE ALL OF THEM IN THE BOX!

Q: Ugly Thing is damaged. What should I do?

A: First of all, I don't see how you can tell if he is damaged or not. That's sort of a judgment call. If you mean pieces have fallen off of him, then do your best to repair him. You can glue, solder, weld, duct tape, whatever to put him back together. If you have pieces that you can't figure out how to reattach, then just put them in the box with him when you ship him to the next host. Maybe they'll be able to sort it out.